I am a stomach sleeper; yes, I know it’s bad for my back and self and all the things. But what if the man comes into my room? If I sleep on my back, he will be able to stab me in the stomach, but if I sleep on my stomach, it is impossible to be stabbed. Simple logic.

Unfortunately, being a stomach sleeper makes it difficult to put on thick layers of cream for optimal moisturization.

Last year, for my birthday, Caroline gave me many exciting, fruit-shaped Korean lotions and lip balms, which I’ve greatly enjoyed, including a TONYMOLY Magic Food Banana Sleeping Pack. Which I greatly, GREATLY enjoyed, used all up, and bought a second one.

It’s hydrating but not super greasy, which is perfect since I rub my face all over my pillow all night. It smells very strongly of banana, which I really like.

Etude House Moistfull Collagen Sleeping Pack feels expensive while not being very expensive.

It has an interesting, sort of wet, loose, jelly-gel-like consistency. My, that sounds terrible. What I mean to say is, it’s not thick or creamy. And, while it’s not sticky or heavy, it’s definitely wet. It works like a dream on dry, sensitive skin though. So put it on, and watch a show so it has a chance to soak in before you mash your face into your pillow.

GLOW RECIPE has several beloved products, including its Watermelon Glow Sleeping Mask.

This is not a sleeping pack for a face sleeper, that’s for sure. It also pills on me. Maybe that’s the exfoliating? It’s a shame because it smells AMAZING. I mean, it smells JUST like watermelon. I keep trying it again. Just to make sure. And then it pills on me again. Maybe I will give it a shot as a mask and see how that goes.

It’s the happiest color, and it smells incredible. Blah. I will try it again. I just really want it to not shred off my face in little pill sheets…